Morgan: Morning, Big Mike. I need some advice. I’m having a little lady trouble.
Big Mike: A son asking his new daddy for love advice
Big Mike: I could well up.
Morgan: Please don’t. Here’s the thing, I met this girl and there is this wonderful connection. I think she might me it, expect there’s this, like, this little detail, it’s Casey’s daughter.
Big Mike: Oh, Yeah well, that’s not a daddy you want giving you a spanking.
Morgan: We agree.
Big Mike: Well, son, you have to decide whether this girl is really it or not, because if she is, there is no arm or leg worth as much as the love of a good woman.
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